A party! or, welcome to the Mid-west...
Went to a kicking fun Halloween party on Saturday.
We were invited by a friend who can't drink anymore, so we thought it would be alcohol free. Hence, no L. But we got there and the booze was flowing like a river. Yaaay!
I had no costume, so I did my standard dress up outfit - long wine red skirt, antique hooker boots, black corset with copper and gold colored butterflies. Apparently, I was teh hotness. I had an adorable girl hit on me before I even got inside. Double yay!
Had a few beers, and as had been discussed by my sweetie and myself, took our friend J aside to, um, proposition him:
J: "So what did you want to talk about? Is this a big deal or something?"
Me: "Well, only if you want it to be... So, M doesn't remember, did he proposition you for me?"
"What?"
"I guess not. Do you want to have sex?" (Smooth, that's me.)
At this point J, who is an unwilling and way over ethical virgin, stomped to a halt and said "What???" I hooked my arm back through his elbow, "No, come on, let's keep walking..." At which point he shouted "NO!!!" and stormed back to the party. Mike was out front smoking and took off his glasses thinking that J was coming to deck him. But he just stormed into the house. I wandered back and we had a brief chat (with the two other guys there) about how well that went. I was teased and castigated for my bluntness, and also for the fact that we were only about 20 feet from the yard when I asked him.
At this point, J storms back out of the house. "What??? I'm schizophrenic, you can't just say crazy shit like that to me. WHAT??? Then we proceed to have a conversation (with the two complete strangers still included) about what I'd asked, was I serious, did I know he was a virgin, how he's got a terrifyingly large penis by all reports, etc, etc. At one point when I apologized he said "Wait, I didn't say no." Which was odd, considering he'd just yelled it at top volume a few minutes ago. We're still in negotiations about this potential event...
Later, R (the cute girl who hit on me at the door) and I were talking which led, of course, to making out. And I just got oggled a lot in general, which was good since it's kinda the point of wearing a corset. So that was fun. She was bent on getting my number, and I do hope she calls. She was cute and awesome.
To top it all off, we got an IM yesterday from a girl who was there with her boyfriend. "So, D thinks your girlfriend is pretty hot. So do I, actually. I've got a question, I'm going to be pretty blunt. ... Would you guys like to go out and do stuff, you know, as couples?" Sorry sweetie, you ain't got nothin' on me in the bluntness department. Apparently, this was eventually a request to double date with possible partner swapping/group sex at the end of it. Since she and D are both hot, I'm pretty much down for this once I get to know them outside a party.
Hot damn, I've missed living in a city...
We were invited by a friend who can't drink anymore, so we thought it would be alcohol free. Hence, no L. But we got there and the booze was flowing like a river. Yaaay!
I had no costume, so I did my standard dress up outfit - long wine red skirt, antique hooker boots, black corset with copper and gold colored butterflies. Apparently, I was teh hotness. I had an adorable girl hit on me before I even got inside. Double yay!
Had a few beers, and as had been discussed by my sweetie and myself, took our friend J aside to, um, proposition him:
J: "So what did you want to talk about? Is this a big deal or something?"
Me: "Well, only if you want it to be... So, M doesn't remember, did he proposition you for me?"
"What?"
"I guess not. Do you want to have sex?" (Smooth, that's me.)
At this point J, who is an unwilling and way over ethical virgin, stomped to a halt and said "What???" I hooked my arm back through his elbow, "No, come on, let's keep walking..." At which point he shouted "NO!!!" and stormed back to the party. Mike was out front smoking and took off his glasses thinking that J was coming to deck him. But he just stormed into the house. I wandered back and we had a brief chat (with the two other guys there) about how well that went. I was teased and castigated for my bluntness, and also for the fact that we were only about 20 feet from the yard when I asked him.
At this point, J storms back out of the house. "What??? I'm schizophrenic, you can't just say crazy shit like that to me. WHAT??? Then we proceed to have a conversation (with the two complete strangers still included) about what I'd asked, was I serious, did I know he was a virgin, how he's got a terrifyingly large penis by all reports, etc, etc. At one point when I apologized he said "Wait, I didn't say no." Which was odd, considering he'd just yelled it at top volume a few minutes ago. We're still in negotiations about this potential event...
Later, R (the cute girl who hit on me at the door) and I were talking which led, of course, to making out. And I just got oggled a lot in general, which was good since it's kinda the point of wearing a corset. So that was fun. She was bent on getting my number, and I do hope she calls. She was cute and awesome.
To top it all off, we got an IM yesterday from a girl who was there with her boyfriend. "So, D thinks your girlfriend is pretty hot. So do I, actually. I've got a question, I'm going to be pretty blunt. ... Would you guys like to go out and do stuff, you know, as couples?" Sorry sweetie, you ain't got nothin' on me in the bluntness department. Apparently, this was eventually a request to double date with possible partner swapping/group sex at the end of it. Since she and D are both hot, I'm pretty much down for this once I get to know them outside a party.
Hot damn, I've missed living in a city...
posted by Artemis at 4:37 PM
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